No Gravy.
Just Growth.
I diagnose what's broken, fix what matters, and build websites that actually do their job. No retainer fluff. No agency markup. Just results.
Book a Site AuditA diagnostic-first approach
for businesses serious
about growth.
Most businesses don't know what's wrong with their website — they just know it's not working. I walk in with fresh eyes and read what's actually there: the visibility gaps, the conversion leaks, the messaging that confuses instead of converts.
17+ years across WordPress, WooCommerce, technical SEO, GA4, GTM and CRO. I work directly with business owners — no account managers, no junior handoffs, no agency markup. Just an experienced pair of eyes and a ranked action list.
Hear it from the business owners who've been through the process. No agency fluff — just results they can point to.
Game Changing
Lindsay diagnosed three issues in our first call that our previous agency had missed for two years. The audit paid for itself in the first month.
The Energy Was Different
No jargon, no padding — just a clear picture of what was wrong and exactly what to do about it.
Work With
NoGravy
Join a small roster of businesses that actually want to grow. Starting with a proper diagnosis.
Get StartedI Had No Idea
I had no idea how much traffic I was losing to technical issues that were completely fixable. The audit was a revelation.
Site Audit
Your website is a crime scene and I'm walking in with fresh eyes. A full diagnostic covering technical health, search visibility, conversion architecture, and messaging alignment. You leave with a ranked action list — not a 40-page PDF you'll never open.
SEO Sprint
Defined scope. Defined timeline. We fix the specific technical and content issues holding your rankings back. No vague monthly retainer, no moving goalposts. You know exactly what's being done and when it ends.
Monthly Retainer
For businesses that want sustained growth. Ongoing SEO, CRO, analytics and web maintenance from someone who actually knows your site inside out. Capped at 5 clients — so you always get proper attention.
Full Site Audit
Every technical issue, visibility gap, and conversion blocker — ranked by impact so you know exactly what to fix first.
Direct Access
You work with me, not an account manager. Every call, every deliverable, every decision — you have a direct line.
Ranked Action Plan
Not a 40-page PDF. A prioritised list of exactly what to fix, in what order, and why — ready to act on immediately.
GA4 & GTM Setup
Proper tracking from day one. GA4, GTM, Search Console — configured so your data actually means something.
Measurable Results
No vanity metrics. Every engagement tracks what actually moves the needle — rankings, leads, conversions, revenue.
Full Stack Expertise
WordPress, WooCommerce, technical SEO, CRO, GA4, GTM. 17+ years across the complete digital growth stack.
Oonie (17 Years Running)
"I've spent 17 years diagnosing broken websites. Most of the problems are the same — invisible to Google, leaking conversions, or saying the wrong thing. The audit is where it all starts."
Venter & Associates (3x Leads)
"Lindsay diagnosed three issues in our first call that our previous agency had missed for two years. The audit paid for itself within the first month."
Naidoo Attorneys (Page 1)
"I had no idea how much traffic I was losing to issues that were completely fixable. Within 6 weeks we were ranking for terms I'd given up on."
Site Audits
Full diagnostic — technical, SEO, conversion, messaging.
SEO Sprints
Targeted fixes, defined scope, defined timeline.
Monthly Retainer
Sustained growth. Capped at 5 clients so you always get proper attention.
GA4 & Analytics Setup
Get your tracking right from day one. GA4, GTM, Search Console — configured to actually tell you something useful.
Conversion Rate Optimisation
Stop losing visitors who were ready to convert. Fix the friction, improve the flow.
WordPress & WooCommerce
Development, maintenance, and performance.
Technical SEO
Core Web Vitals, structured data, crawlability — the stuff that affects rankings.
And Much More
Start with an audit and find out exactly what your site needs. No guessing, no templates.
Book an Audit